Jokes are the best medicine.
Jokes are the best way to make you feel better, that belly bouncing crying with laughter moment that makes you feel fantastic.
Releasing all those natural endorphins making you feel incredibly happy and has a huge impact on our emotional state.
These will also be brilliant jokes to tell on long car journeys along side the other idea’s I gave in my Road Trip with kids post, Check it out for other ideas.
So to help our children lets crack on with some fabulous (child friendly) jokes that you can entertain the kids with, which they can then entertain their friends.
Sharing this natural happiness medicine and keeping our kids grinning from ear to ear.
Get ready for some truly corny jokes!!
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30 Jokes to have the kids howling.
1: Why did the teddy bear so no to desert?
ANSWER: Because he was stuffed.
2: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
ANSWER: A palm tree
3: Why do ducks have tail feathers?
ANSWER: To cover their buttquacks.
4: Where do fish keep their money?
ANSWER: In the river bank.
5: What do you call a dog magician?
ANSWER: A labra-cadabra-dor.
Are you laughing yet??
6: What do birds give out on Halloween?
ANSWER: Tweets.
7: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
ANSWER: A dino-snore.
8: Can a kangaroo jump higher than Blackpool Tower?
ANSWER: Of course, Blackpool Tower can’t jump.
9: How do you know when a bike is thinking?
ANSWER: You can see its wheels turning.
10: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
ANSWER: A stick.
Lets have some more...
11: Why is it so windy inside a football stadium?
ANSWER: There are hundreds of fans.
12: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
ANSWER: Between us, something smells.
13: What’s a tornado’s favourite game to play?
ANSWER: Twister.
14: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
ANSWER: Nacho Cheese.
15: Why did the student eat his homework?
ANSWER: Because the teacher told him its a piece of cake.
16: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
ANSWER: Pork chop
17: Why do bees have sticky hair?
ANSWER: They use a honeycomb.
18: Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
ANSWER: She wanted to see a butter-fly.
19: What did one egg say to the other?
ANSWER: You crack me up.
20: Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
ANSWER: Because it tocks too much.
Keep them coming!
21: Why do graveyards have a fence around them?
ANSWER: Because people are dying to get in.
22: How does the ocean say hello?
ANSWER: It Waves.
23: Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?
ANSWER: Because they taste funny.
24: What do you a call a tissue dance?
ANSWER: The little boogie oogie.
Knock, Knock Jokes
25: Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell Who?
W-H-O
26: Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Whitcomb.
Whitcomb who?
Whitcomb first, the chicken or the egg?
27: Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something.
28: Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
29: Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats – the ship has hit an iceberg!
30: Knock, Knock
Who’s there
Dee Wilson
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.
I really hope you and your kids love these jokes as much as me and my kids do.
Let me hear some more funny (child friendly) Jokes.
Keeping the laughter going!!!
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